Re: [Philmont]: Top 10 Words of Wisdom

From: R Fisher (ghotier@texas.net)
Date: Tue Sep 17 2002 - 09:14:42 CDT


"Calvin H. Gray" wrote:

> The Top 10 Philmont "Words of Wisdom" TO IGNORE

Or listen very closely to the second part that is usually mumbled.

> 10. Supper will be at 7 p.m. in the dining hall.

. . . Philmont time. Philmont time is like "Gilwell time" - I think it
has to do with the Urraca Mesa effect.

> 9. The seams on the tents were sealed last week.

. . . but that means your tent was on the trail when the seams were
sealed.

> 8. Just follow the trail and it will take you right to
> camp.

. . . you just need to know "which" trail is "the" trail to follow.

> 7. It doesn't rain in June.

 That's not rain, it the legendary Rocky Mountain liquid sunshine.

> 6. The mountain air dries out wet clothes quickly.

 . . . once you get out of the liquid sunshine and quit sweating in them
and where the cooling effect of evaporation doesn't cause an increase in
condensation.

> 5. Don't worry, you'll get accustomed to the altitude.

. . . if you're here all summer that is.

> 4. That camp is only a mile from here.

. . . as the crow flies.

> 3. It's all downhill from here.

. . . except for the uphill bits.

> 2. Hey dummy, you won't need both a jacket AND a
> sweater.

. . . once you've been out here as long as I have.

> 1. Smile, it's only 30 minutes to where you guys are going.

. . . but its a couple of hours to your final camp.

Happy Trails,

Roy Fisher

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